
TVGB: "...the question hot on our minds popped up in a recent interview clip with Hazard in which he claims to have not only bedded, but also been the cause of an unnamed English female who raids tombs' current success. Our crack reporters and top scientists used logic to deduce that he was discussing none other than Lara Croft. We had to find out just what getting it on with her was like."

Can you judge a video game by its bad, sometimes bonkers box art? More often than not.
The Phalanx cover I do remember well, to be fair it did show a star ship on the cover too.
The worst box art in recent memory was the Doom 2016 one. That cover was depressingly generic.

We groan at the cheese. Also, The Master of Disguise.

One of our newest writers Ewan takes a look at the gaming past and with that we present to you, Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard – Forgotten But Not Gone!
Wow! It must feel honorable to say that you bed polygons.
...LMFAO!!!!
Lame.
This is the dumbest article. Who approved this?
This is pure stupid, I rather listen to pure trance then reading this lame article