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LBP Dorks Already Adding Penis

Kotaku writes:

"This here's "Sac-boy" (intentional) playing with a pee-pee and what looks to be like a condom with reservoir tip. Fair warning, whomever built this included a money-shot mechanism. LBP's release is not for another three weeks; does this count as a day-zero penis exploit?"

dktxx26351d ago

Things like this make me lose any faith in humanity.

DNAgent6351d ago

It's stuff like this that makes me glad i'm not in the beta. Seems like there are so many lame levels (judging by the videos on the internet) that you can't find any of the good ones.

jwatt6351d ago

I guess teachers can use it as a fun educational tool for sex Ed.

DavidMacDougall6351d ago

Say what you want but thats funny.

LOL kotaku . Why are they just posting the videos about the bad things of LBP?

geda6351d ago

i was just thinking the same thing! they ONLY post negative things about it. "lbp dorks"? are you kidding?

ThatCanadianGuy6351d ago (Edited 6351d ago )

Because Sony didn't give Kotaku any beta codes to give away :)

Sony Pwned Kotaku..now there all grumpy and mean and try to play down anything Sony related

BulletToothtony6351d ago

just so that they can create this story..

Kotaku writers are desperate..

DavidMacDougall6351d ago

So true ,only other ps3 article i can see is that MAG might have a "Extra" charges and the rest is stupid story that nobody is reading

Bnet3436351d ago

This is the kind of thing Microsoft was talking about. That's why they are strict on user-generated content on Xbox Live.

DavidMacDougall6351d ago

"User generated content doesn't pay our bills" - Steve Ballmer

They dont care about you making d!cks they care because they cant charge you by the minute

BlackRaven856351d ago

Sony Defense team mobilize, go, go, go, lol. I remember Sony saying they will enforce things like this from happening, now I really don't see how they can when there will be thousands of these from day one. I hope they add a report button to the user content.

ThatCanadianGuy6351d ago (Edited 6351d ago )

I was looking for this link to add to my first comment.
I finally found it!! This is why Kotaku doesn't like Sony..
http://kotaku.com/gaming/to...
But in my opinion to hell with Kotaku Sony asked them nicely not to publish a rumor about them..But they did it anyways so they got what they deserved.

bgdaddy67806351d ago (Edited 6351d ago )

hey what ever makes them happy. im glad that they put a rating systom in after seeing this. i mean its funny in a way but not my thing.

Genesis56351d ago (Edited 6351d ago )

MS a strict user generated content rules because if they can't make money on it, they don't want people to have it. Just listen to Xbox live if you think they are concerned about inappropiate conduct.

SWORDF1SH6351d ago

if you look you can see it being rewound so it means its still in the create stage and not posted to everybody. stop makin stupid storys about this one incident. this is lame and sad

Torch6351d ago

"Kotaku Dorks Still Being D1cks."

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VF34EJ256351d ago

Why does user-generated content always have to include Penis's. Why not make some Vaginas for once. Sheesh.

poopsack6351d ago

hey genious it already exists, it even lets you take a screenshot and send it. report button, whatd ya think it was N4G?

sumfood4u6351d ago

Call it Abstract if U like but lets just enjoy what this game offers!

SL1M DADDY6351d ago

Is not too disturbing to me as long as for every bad level there are good ones to choose from. I take the good with the bad since that is truly reality. I would rather have a few silly levels like this than none at all and have Sony turn into big brother like MS is with their network. Open network > Closed Network.

Scrooge6351d ago

Wait, Im confused. LBP is a kid's game? Everyone on N4G is excited about this game, you're all kids? Are the grown-ups excited about this game too? This video caught me off guard, I need to do some research.

BlackRaven856350d ago (Edited 6350d ago )

KnaveX, what are you five? It's pronounced genius and thank you I am such a person. /end sarcasm

SL1M DADDY, I agree, there has to be some clean stages too. Parent's will be the ones that will have to watch out for these type of things from their young child. Parents will see this and go all mad, and then, they will blame the video game for something they should be educated to know more about. People, we live in an age where not every parent is watching or knowing the features of our consoles when children are involved.

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josh143996351d ago

funniest thing i have seen all day.

mfwahwah6351d ago

I stared at a wall for a commercial break today. I had more chances of laughing then than when I watched this.

stunt2136351d ago

I guess thats the only action the guy that made the level will ever get

Tempist6351d ago

I'm guessing that the majority of the gaming scene didn't get the memo about growing up, being mature, and dropping the penis jokes/refrences. Yeah as much as girls do like penises they don't like them constantly shoves in their faces. I think it tends to go double with a lot of guys too.

bullet6351d ago

This does not look like a game I will be letting my kids play.....

avacadosnorkel6351d ago

just don't let them download the public made levels and everything will be PG.

Bigrhyno6351d ago

Media Molecule has a policy against levels like this. You will only be able to share levels like this between friends, or you will be met with action!

Timesplitter146351d ago (Edited 6351d ago )

I don't think your children will become serial killers because they saw something that looked like a d***

It's a part of the human body, for Pete's sake.

Blitzed6351d ago (Edited 6351d ago )

Bullet is just another of the many trolls that have been putting in the OT in the LBP threads. Do people not realize others can see their comment history?

Soon he will be in the Open Zone.

No FanS Land6351d ago

DO NOT WORRY .the select button is designed for this kind of problem. press it and it will submit a message saying there is something out of responsibility in this level. I hope MM banishes this Perv.

TheDude2dot06351d ago

I know you're lying about having kids because there's no way the government would let someone like you reproduce.

cmrbe6351d ago

your kids from the internet while you are at it.

SmokingMonkey6351d ago

there's no telling what children will do these days

mfwahwah6351d ago

In fact, don't even teach them a known language. Poke out their eyes. **** it, just lob off their ears. You're children will be the most protected children in all the land...

"BUT AT WHAT COST!?"

Torch6351d ago (Edited 6351d ago )

"This does not look like a game I will be letting my kids play....."

...says the dude whose avatar touts a demon-possessed child.

Yup, a vast ocean of credibility there.

You're an ignorant, spamming Troll who deserves the *REPORT* he's about to receive (as further evidenced by your morbid User Comment History.)

But please do us a favour and reassure us that you were only kidding about having offspring...I shudder at the mere thought.

maggotmx6351d ago

freaking dipstick lol ... still tho it reminded me of
http://www.break.com/pictur... (click on the gallery at the 1st pic) Its not the game thats bad it what some ppl do with. easily avoidable tho

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Nitrowolf26351d ago

NO!!!!
seriouse someone would have made it eventually.
pretty stupid though, why waiste your time making that when you could be making a better thing.

Nitrowolf26351d ago

so i guess who ever diagree with me must really like d#cks

thebudgetgamer6351d ago (Edited 6351d ago )

WHY NOT. Its creative freedom something sony gives us. As long as you are not passing it around to the kiddies, you should be able to build whatever you want.

N4U6351d ago

a whale's penis is often called a dork.

Figboy6351d ago

huh. i learn something new everyday.

even if it is completely useless information.

you do know now i'll have to spread this knowledge to my fiance and friends, right? and the cycle will continue? DAMN YOU!! Damn you all to hell!!! <---say that in a Charleton Heston, Planet of the Apes voice and it's much better.

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Microsoft once tried to nab LittleBigPlanet from Sony after a few drinks

It turns out that many moons ago, Microsoft once had its eye on the Sony published LittleBigPlanet series.

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XiNatsuDragnel649d ago

Microsoft had a good idea but fumbled it again.

Cacabunga647d ago (Edited 647d ago )

Project Spark idea was decent but they quickly gave up ..
LBP was wonderful

ApocalypseShadow648d ago

Microsoft in a nutshell. Always tried to poach Sony employees, games, 3rd party games and devices like the depth camera that was turned into Kinect but was running on PS2 before Xbox 360. Wouldn't be surprised they wanted LBP. Just like they worked behind the scenes pushing the MLB to bring Sony's baseball game to Xbox instead of making their own.
https://www.playstationlife...

They didn't spend years trying to develop their own baseball game. They wanted Sony's game.

They're scum.

Zachmo182647d ago

Microsoft didn't force MLB on Xbox. MLB gave Sony 2 options either go multiplat or risk losing the license.

Rynxie647d ago

And why do you think MLB said that? I believe Ms approached MLB.

ApocalypseShadow647d ago (Edited 647d ago )

Totally ridiculous comment.

The only exclusivity Sony had was to their own creation of The Show. Microsoft could have paid the MLB for the license just like Sony did and made their own baseball game.

Microsoft instead, groomed MLB for years in trying to poach Sony's game and bring it to Xbox. They're worth 3 TRILLION dollars. You think that's not enough money to make their own baseball game? Don't be delusional.

Microsoft spun it like they always do and told the media that they had to trust Sony with their hardware. After they put Sony in that position of not having a choice. Either go multiplatform or stop making one of their successful games. That's a no win scenario.

And what did Microsoft do? They didn't try to sell the game to the Xbox community. They put it on game pass to hurt Sony. Pushing the idea of why buy games that are $70 when you can play them in their cheap service for $10. It was a dirty tactic.

You fell for the Kool aid drink Microsoft served you instead of spitting it out. Hope it tasted good because you were fooled by Phil and the gang.

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Hereandthere646d ago

Xbox executive Sara Bond has told Axios that Microsoft spent a number of years trying to get MLB The Show onto Xbox consoles. And when it finally succeeded in breaking off PlayStation’s long-held exclusivity, the company had to “trust” Sony with pre-release Xbox Series X/S consoles.

Bond revealed that MLB The Show “always came up” in conversations between Microsoft and the Major League Baseball organization. “We always said, ‘We love this game. It would be a huge opportunity to bring it to Xbox.'” she recalled. However, when Microsoft’s efforts materialized, it put the company in an awkward situation where it had to send in pre-release consoles to a rival company.

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Notellin647d ago

"Microsoft instead, groomed MLB for years in trying to poach Sony's game and bring it to Xbox."

Take a nap, conspiracies are rotting your brain.

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Hereandthere646d ago

Xbox executive Sara Bond has told Axios that Microsoft spent a number of years trying to get MLB The Show onto Xbox consoles. And when it finally succeeded in breaking off PlayStation’s long-held exclusivity, the company had to “trust” Sony with pre-release Xbox Series X/S consoles.

ApocalypseShadow646d ago

Lying to yourself is unbecoming.

Article link tells you all you need to know in Sarah Bond's own words.

Hereandthere646d ago

They were too cheap/inept/lazy to develop their own mlb game, so they port begged for years and bribed the mlb to make the show multiplatform. Like i said many times, xbox brought nothing to the table their 24 years, ZERO.

ApocalypseShadow646d ago

At least you and others get it. Note drank the Kool aid and asked for seconds thinking it was refreshing.

Most don't even know how it all played out but it's there in black and white for all to see. Microsoft brought it up for years until the MLB forced Sony's hand. It was a win win for Microsoft. Kill one reason to buy a PlayStation or kill the game by dropping it in a cheap service to kill Sony's sales numbers on PlayStation.

OtterX647d ago

"However, Healey said Media Molecule wouldn't have felt right doing that, adding it would have been "morally corrupt"."

Major kudos to Media Molecule for being an upright studio with principles.

Cockney646d ago

They chose well, Sony gave them the backing to pursue their dreams with no restrictions even tho their games especially dreams have very niche appeal. Media molecule and Sony deserve respect for this in an age of risk averse publishing.

RNTody647d ago (Edited 647d ago )

Great, more stories like this please. Show the last of the zombies holding the line what we've been saying for years: Microsoft is anti competition, anti industry and has no interest in making games at all.

But hey, at least there's an Xbox Games Showcase to look forward to, right?

Inverno647d ago

Well considering SONY just killed the series, LBP would've been dead by now either way. Though MM probably wouldn't exist by now either, so I'm glad they stayed with SONY, hopefully they don't get shut down any time soon or ever honestly.

Sheppard7t3647d ago

How did Sony kill the series?

Inverno647d ago

They shut down the servers, that's millions of user created levels gone. That and dead are pretty much the same, it's also been years since 3 and they cancelled HUB soooo.

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fsfsxii647d ago

They shutdown the servers because no one was playing, no one in the community cared about the user created levels so why keep them up? Wtf you guys would never succeed in running a business.

Inverno647d ago

Yea dood no one was playing so they shut off the servers. Cause people with enough common sense can't just Google why they were actually shut of, right?

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Most Offensive Video Games That Would Never Cut It Today

Times are changing, and these games would have never been made in today's climate.

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thorstein700d ago (Edited 700d ago )

Every single time someone uses this phrase whether it's music, movies, books, comics, video games, etc it's always the same claim.

The ubiquitous "they" won't allow it to be made. And every decade these claims are made the claimant completely ignores all the "offensive" material that is published when the claim is made.

In ten years, you can write a new article about how you can't make games like Helldivers 2, Resident Evil VIII, Mortal Kombat I, Dragon's Dogma 2, Alan Wake 2 etc etc etc any more.

MrBaskerville700d ago

Yeah, people wouldn't be constantly outraged if there weren't games that people found enraging. The whole SBI discourse shit wouldn't be a thing if all games were inoffensive. A game like Starfield can make a guy froth at his mouth, so there will always be room for a list like this.

0hMyGandhi699d ago

Normally, I'd be inclined to agree with you, but there are massive caveats.
TV shows like Venture Bros, Ren and Stimpy, and Aqua Team wouldn't/couldn't be made today. Hell, Ren and Stimpy was a *children's* show, same thing with Rocko's Modern Life.

It's not for some arbitrary reason, either. It's branding and IP alignment. Companies are far more risk-averse than they were when I was kid in the 90's. Of course, you have companies coming out of the woodwork to hell spur on similar content, but remember: Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon and some incredibly provocative material.

And for movies? it's pretty obvious. American Pie/Wedding Crashers/Eurotrip among many other "raunch coms" have fallen out of style, and are absolutely outside what the modern day film industry is willing to stand by.
Ace Ventura 1 and 2, Dumb and Dumber, Freddy Got Fingered, Rat Race, Harold and Kumar, and Van Wilder follow suit.

Remember: I am not explicitly talking about films put onto streamers. I am talking wide-releases in actual theaters. Same thing goes for games: Carmageddon, Duke Nukem, Manhunt, Six Days In Fallujah (with their original concept), Hatred, and so on and so forth. Of course, I'd be inclined to mention most tactical shooters like Rainbow Six and Joint Ops as well, due to cultural sensitivity regarding *who* you are shooting and why.

And not all of it is bad (obviously). Tastes change, and perspectives change to fit the demographic.
I should add that I'm a lefty, living in L.A. Working in film.

thorstein699d ago

The Boys, Invincible, Jojo Rabbit, Deadpool, Gen V, Last of Us, Banshee... There are plenty of media being made today that people will claim "can't be made today".

Profchaos699d ago

Yeah but if you consider manhunt which was basically a snuff film could you seriously make that game with high than PS2 era graphics.

thorstein699d ago

The Outlast Trials just came out.

But the storyline of Manhunt was that you were executed. But then lived. And if you didn't do as you were told, you'd die. And the people you killed were not innocents.

It was all filmed by a psychopath.

As we speak GTA VI is being finished up for a release. You get to play a Bonnie and Clyde type of protagonist who run up against the law.

Bodycam looks so real.

People are making those games. Articles like this will always exist no matter how incorrect they are, no matter how many times they blame "them" for whatever it is "they" do to prevent "those" games from being made.

ZycoFox699d ago

The UK is the biggest junk country pandering to that nonsense as well, with laws against free speech and expression to match. It got so bad even Rowan Atkinson made a video on free speech about it.

Now the UK raises the age rating on harmless films like Mary Poppins, it's just a load of pansy weak ass nonsense.

MrDead699d ago (Edited 699d ago )

The right wing Tories have been in power in the UK for the 14 years you know the ones that are "anti-woke", blame them for your perceptions.

Killer2020UK699d ago (Edited 699d ago )

Are these snowflakes in the room with us now?

This is more faux outrage designed to get hits. The consequences are unfortunately creating hysteria amongst those willing to buy into it and blame "them" or "the left" or "liberals" meanwhile the left are kicking off about genocide, actual real world abhorrent acts. Nobody is campaigning to censor this shit.

Huey_My_D_Long699d ago

Not too mention the fact that some of these game are controversial for you know, underage porn and encouraging rape.

So either the guy just came in to comment snowflakes without reading anything, or he is calling people snowflakes for having a problem with said titles. Crazy how much brain rot someone can have.

banger88700d ago

Dead Island: "The early PC version of the zombie game swapped the playable character Purna’s Gender Wars skill with a prototype name, which shouldn’t be mentioned directly. The skill name made fun of both Purna as a character and feminists."

"Feminist Whore" lmao

gold_drake700d ago

ill add one more to the list.
drakengard 1.

its ridiculous tho, especially since they'd still be able to find their place in alot of places in the world. except america of course ha. and maybe Australia.

ppl are so sensitive these days. ha. but it is what it is.

Barlos700d ago (Edited 700d ago )

They're not offensive.

And we need another Fat Princess. Fantastic little game!

Some people just have no sense of humour if this sort of thing offends them. They need to lighten up and stop taking themselves so seriously.

Deeeeznuuuts700d ago

Would love a new fat princess game 🤟

CantThinkOfAUsername700d ago

Games literally about sexual assault, mass genocide, bombing civilians, and school shooting. None of which is satirical.

isarai699d ago

Actually it's about fat princesses

Huey_My_D_Long699d ago (Edited 699d ago )

Its crazy that people are fixated on Fat princess when clearly the list is going over controversies, and not all of them are equal. Like way worse examples but pretend the entire list is like that.

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Top 20 Best PlayStation 3 Games (20-11)

Alex DS. from Link Cable Gaming writes: "Is the PlayStation 3 retro? This is a surprisingly hard question to answer as the system definitely has the age to be considered retro, having launched in 2006, over 15 years ago now. But with it being home to so many massive games, many of which still hold up today and in fact were released for the PlayStation 4 when that console was released, make the PS3 a retro console that doesn’t feel retro."

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shinoff21831386d ago

No ps3 is not retro. I dont even consider ps2 era retro. All imo.

shinoff21831386d ago

Typically, the term retro is given to items which are at least 20 years old (but not yet 40 years old).

Quick google search

badz1491386d ago

No the PS3 is not yet a retro console. But if you're gonna put 1 game from a series in this list, then LBP2 should be there instead of the original, Motorstorm PR is also an overall better game than the 1st game and to put Tools of Destruction over A Crack in Time is a blasphemy when ACiT is the best game in the series.