Colm Ahern: "The older I get, the more I realise that I’m still just a big child. I mean, I can dress, feed and generally fend for myself, but I still enjoy being looked after – I guess we all do, on occasion. It’s nice to have a big brother or sister to show you how to use a hair bobble so your top knot looks lethal; it’s nice to have a parent that can collect you from the Garda station station after you’ve been found downtown, screaming obscenities at a wall, late on a Saturday night; it’s nice to have a significant other that’ll give you a cuddle and tell you everything’s going to be ok. But what happens when they’re not around? How do I turn on the washing machine? Do I want Coco Pops or Frosties for breakfast? Are those my feet?"

Stealth action games from the Hitman series are no longer available for purchase on Russian Steam. When going to the game pages, the message “This product is not available in your region” appears. The changes were noticed to us by one of our users along with a screenshot.

The month of October is going to be filled with excitement as the Hitman franchise is commemorating its 25 years of being in the business.
It’s the 25th anniversary this year?
I’d have assumed it would have gotten something like a remastered trilogy of the original games or a remake of the first game. Something for a 25th celebration.
Super lacklustre

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