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X360 preview: Too Human

X360 recently had the pleasure, or lack of, of playing Too Human. For an entire day. Before they continue, they would like to point out that the code was incomplete. X360 offer this as a caveat, because what they are about to say about the game itself isn't particularly kind, because frankly, kindness is not a quality it deserves.

Initially ugly and onwardly dull, Too Human, in its present form doesn't so much suffer an identity crisis as give a knowing nod that it's simply not very entertaining. What other reason could there be for the poor script, laugh-a-minute voice-acting, and protagonists so poorly modelled and lip-synced as to be singularly unable to imbue its plot with any degree of weight.

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ry-guy6529d ago

Anddddd now we got a hate preview.

Whoever said it first, I agree. This game is going to be a love/hate affair.

Superfragilistic6529d ago (Edited 6529d ago )

This game is going to be an enjoyable one for some and a maddening one for others.

But my biggest fear is that the ten year wait and the hype are going to destroy this titles critical response and or firmly split it into two opposing camps. I'm smelling Assassins Creed all over again!

EDIT: Having now read the article, the guys complaints seem largely superficial and it's simply not his type of game (which is fine). If I want serious criticism in a preview I'll wait for EDGE which may well have a field day!

Jamie Foxx6529d ago

what have they being doing all this time?

MK_Red6529d ago

Wow, even EDGE's negative previews aren't this hateful. I haven't played the game but so far, it doesn't seem as bad as this previewer says. Kotaku's preview wasn't really positive but at least not too hateful.

Muddyalcapones6529d ago

a few more of these scathing previews should end the comparisons to Diablo 3... at least until some crackpot gives that a bad preview.

MK_Red6528d ago

A crackpot giving a bad review of what? Diablo 3!? No way in hell. Diablo III is a god of a game.

MK_Red6528d ago

WTF!? I have 2 disagrees so 2 people think sites will give negative previews to Diablo 3!?
Diablo 3 is perfect and pure awesomeness. No one can give a bad preview to D3. That game is perfection and isometric awesomeness.

mepsipax6528d ago

don't worry I'll agree with you, and diablo III will be a god of a game, but there will be a d#ckhead who gives Diablo III a bad preview, just so his site/blog will gets lot's of traffic because its controversial, I don't really care about previews, just buy/rent the game, I'm going to buy too human no matter what bad press it gets, I know it will exceed my expectations because my expectations are low for it right now due to bad hype.

Daxx6528d ago

"Too Human is, sadly, not looking promising. But then, in a game that was originally designed for the PSone, what were we all expecting?"

This is what really stuck out to me. I think he's just a Xbox fanboy who considers Too Human to be a Play Station port that is coming to the 360.

Also, a lot the features he's talking about sound almost as if he watched one the recent Silicon Knights devblog videos on IGN (the developers were talking about how the enemies level with you) and just wrote out what the developers said but put his own negative twist on it.

"Initially ugly and onwardly dull, Too Human, in its present form doesn’t so much suffer an identity crisis as give a knowing nod that it’s simply not very entertaining."

Is the guy even playing the same game? If you've seen the recent Too Human game play videos I think you can tell that it's a very beautiful game with a very neat cyberpunk Norse mythology art direction.

Superfragilistic6528d ago (Edited 6528d ago )

Yeah I'd admit I have suspicions on the guys credibility. Not because of his opinions, but rather the lack of reasoning and straight out contradictions with other previews.

As I said earlier I'll wait to see if EDGE tears it to pieces. Then I'll know something's up! lol

Daxx6528d ago

I never really liked EDGE because they can be over critical sometimes.

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Too Human Free for Xbox Gamers - Download It Here

The action-RPG by now-defunct Silicon Knights is now free for Xbox gamers! Check out the Too Human free direct download link with armor sets here.

RazzerRedux2156d ago

Fun fact: I'm one of five people to have completed Too Human and actually liked it. It should be noted that the other four ended up in mental institutions....sadly.

excaliburps2156d ago

I completed it and kinda liked it. Controls were iffy but overall, I dug it. Shame Dyack was crazy. xD

IanTH2156d ago

Glad to hear it! So, when did you get out of the institution?

Marquinho2155d ago

Too Human was "The Order: 1886" of the 360.

Nitrowolf22156d ago (Edited 2156d ago )

I have never played this, mostly because I didn't own an Xbox prior to a few months ago Def. will check this out

darthv722156d ago

It certainly has a cool story and its a good game. it was just marred by long development time and kind of egotistical creator.

Looper2156d ago

Hey!! I was told survivors had all signed an NDA! I'm telling!

Kribwalker2156d ago

i really liked this one too. Always wished for a sequel, but sadly i don’t see it in the cards

excaliburps2156d ago

Yeah, it had a solid story and game mechanics. I remember the controls weren't smartly implemented, and every time you respawned, the animation was so long.

Fantangoooo2156d ago

I can't count the number of times I finished this game gridding for gear. Weird control but I liked it

Neonridr2156d ago

sounds very Polybius to me..

Poopmist2156d ago

Me and my friend beat it so many times. I got the best armor mathematically possible in it. Great game imo but their needed to be more tutorials on how runes work. The one that spawns singularities upon hitting someone was cash.

DerfDerf2156d ago

I actually really enjoyed it.

RamRod882156d ago

I beat it too. The controls were weird, but once I got use to them it was okay. I found the story to be actually half decent. Too bad there wasn't a sequel because I really believe if they have fixed the issues the first game had(controls, camera, etc), it could have been a great series.

HyperMoused2156d ago

I though it was great too, yay us

Anomander2156d ago

Beat it as well. it had a good story line. Overall it was decent.

glennhkboy2156d ago

I remember that I played the 1st stage. The control was so bad that I couldn't force myself to continue.

morganfell2156d ago

Fun fact...you're actually one of six :) That game was the reason I kept an Xbox 360 running until they released the very last B/C titles and it was among them.

Chronicle7802155d ago

I thought the game was ok, clunky but ok. Every time I go back to play it though it takes 20 minutes for the controls to 'click' again. Pity most of the advanced combos and controls aren't listed anywhere in the game.

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omegaheat2156d ago

Wait, people actually liked this game???????

Profchaos2156d ago

Liked not loved. It's like a cheap dominos pizza it's not great but it's serviceable if your starving

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AK912156d ago

Wait wasn’t it always free?

Father Murder X2156d ago

This game had some potential. I actually liked it.

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Phoenix Down 87.0 – Too Human

Denis Dyack would disapprove.

darthv722404d ago

I liked this game. It has it's flaws but the story and mechanics are pretty good. It still holds up today.

Kribwalker2404d ago

i really enjoyed it when it came out.

It was free recently on xbox through BC. Id love to see this revived but sadly i think the legal issues would stop that

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Metal Gear Solid and Eternal Darkness Composer Passed Away

He worked in the game industry since the early ‘90s

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THC CELL2506d ago

Sad days for developers this year 3 we know of now
Rip 😕

2pacalypsenow2506d ago

I was worried it was Harry Gregson Williams.

AK912506d ago

Oh sad to say not that familiar with this man's work but RIP to this individual, his music must have been amazing.

SinkingSage2506d ago

Very sad news, I really enjoy the Eternal Darkness and Blood Omen soundtracks, masterpieces.

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