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PS3, Xbox 360 Could Cause Erectile Dysfunction?

05/20/08

-If you regularly play the PlayStation 3 or Xbox 360, you'd better not hope to have sex anytime soon, or at least not at "normal" levels, says Greenpeace. And guys should be especially wary.

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DarkSniper6547d ago

Xbox 360 has a knack for turning off gamers. Women find Xbox 360 males unattractive and it really stands out like a sore thumb in your living room.

PLAYSTATION®3 gives Dark Sniper the superiority he needs. When he looks at his PLAYSTATION®3, the sheer rich design gives Dark Sniper an erectness is bulging out of his pants.

$niper

GUNS N SWORDS6547d ago (Edited 6547d ago )

the actual article includes wii and ps3 as well.

and judging by the image and the you tube video, the problem is within the controllers.

http://www.greenpeace.org/i...

AngryTypingGuy6547d ago (Edited 6547d ago )

OK, now I know for a fact you're actually just di©king with people. I don't dislike you anymore. Kudos, that was a funny post.

P.S. - if you're serious, you need to visit a psychologist. The PS3 is visually appealing, but it doesn't take the place of a tight ass and a huge rack.

fenderputty6547d ago

Sniper might be a fanboy, but he's always soooooooooooo over the top. I can't believe you ever took him for anything more then a laugh. He and Zhuk are my favorite trolls.

TheMART at Xbotkings6547d ago (Edited 6547d ago )

Um yeah, it makes you attractive like this droid...

ukilnme6547d ago (Edited 6547d ago )

LMAO. I don't agree with most of your post Mart but that video was funny as hell.

Edit: I think Dark Sniper should just sleep with his PS3.

Shaka2K66547d ago

Short lasting consoles for xbots with short lasting erections.

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaa.

ukilnme6547d ago

Try PS3, when you need something big and black that the droids lack.

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GUNS N SWORDS6547d ago

-"However, Greenpeace also singled-out the next-gen consoles for having “high levels of bromine ... [to which] long-term exposure can lead to impaired learning and memory functions."

legendkilla6547d ago

gives me erectile disfunction! tree huggin hippy's!

jadenkorri6547d ago

when do gamers reproduce anyways, let alone have sex

GutZ316547d ago

Nope, sorry Green Peace.
My penis rises for any occasion, even if it calls for a fruit coktail.

Kulupoo6547d ago

wow... this article is completely retarded...
unless by playing your console you mean eating it... ur penis will be fine

which stupid fool right this crap? and the article dont even have aurthor's name on it...

BeachBar696547d ago

PS3, Xbox 360 Could Cause Erectile Dysfunction

Oh well i could stop playing.

andyo136547d ago

yeah i agree, as a 16 year old im still learning and im vunerable to this sorta thing, and i must admit over the last few months of owning a ps3 (im not a ps3 hater im all for ps3) But i have noticed that im actually finding it much harder to learn, and i don't remember things as well as i used to, i have to write everything down just about, ive been working on it by doing some exercises to improve this which has helped, but now there may actually be a reason for this. seriously i might stop playing my playstation if this really is the cause of it, i don't wana lose my ability to learn and remember things. hell im really scared to play it now lol.

andyo136547d ago

in basic i said that i think what they stated about the learning and memory thing is affecting me, but then again it could be something else

King_many_layers6547d ago

maybe it's because you're too busy thinking about coming home and playing games. I know it affected me like that, especially with the mgo beta.

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Wildarmsjecht6547d ago

Oh no!!!

::Looks in pants::

Oh..no, it's all good. This article F4ILZ.

GUNS N SWORDS6547d ago

because this is disturbing news for all and for gamers who have all 3 consoles......

ukilnme6547d ago

PSWii60 FTW.....oh wait. Crap, all out of Viagra.

INehalemEXI6547d ago

Ive had all 3 consoles on an entertainment system thing thats at the foot of my bed for awhile now and I have no need for viagra just turned 27.

smurfie46547d ago

Ive been playing playstation from ps1-ps3 and have never had ED. Thanks for the laughs though.

Awesomeo30006547d ago

wat kind of hippie bullshit is this? greenpiece is sooo full of shiiiit

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15 Years Ago, Mortal Kombat (2011) Saved Gaming’s Biggest Fighting Franchise

A brutal reset, a smarter story, and a return to what made it great—Mortal Kombat (2011) revived the series.

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italiangamer4d ago

"Gaming’s Biggest Fighting Franchise"

Press X to (seriously) doubt.

DarXyde2d ago

Underrated comment. I used to hate that game so much that any time my siblings asked me to play it, I just picked Hom and shut myself down mid-match.

Soy2d ago

And then MK1 killed it again.

DivineHand1252d ago (Edited 2d ago )

15 years went by so fast. I remember playing through the story mode at launch.

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PlayStation legend Shuhei Yoshida says Jim Ryan fired him because he didn't listen to him

Why did Sony push Shuhei Yoshida out of his role leading PlayStation's first-party games? He'd overseen some huge successes. Well, apparently, he didn't listen.

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Relientk773d ago

Yeah I can see that for sure. Shuhei Yoshida should have been in charge not Jim Ryan.

Cacabunga3d ago

It should be free highway for him now.. but Sony are too stupid to see this, especially that moron Hulst

S2Killinit3d ago (Edited 3d ago )

Wtf why all that anger. PlayStation is dominating on every level. Besides I think there is a little more to hiring a CEO than just who is available. Its not like its a athlete your team wants to buy.

neutralgamer19923d ago

S2Killinit

live service failures, chasing trends, closing studios. yes dominating

Cacabunga2d ago

Sony is Dominating because competition is not existing. Compared to previous gens this is the poorest in terms of software offerings.

Last gen we got Uncharted 4 Lost Legacy and TLOU2 from ND alone.

This is so far a remasters gen, with no competition to lift up the quality

1nsomniac2d ago (Edited 2d ago )

..."PlayStation is dominating on every level"....

...Really???

PlayStation are soon heading into a new generation in the not to distant future. They currently have the worst customer satisfaction they've ever sustained as a company. The company is heading for a huge crash while at the same time they'll need to be planning how they are going to try and win back that favour and the build up to their new releases.

Yes financially they're winning but they're going to have to ride out this complete public corporate disaster. No one has faith in the company or the product anymore. They've damaged their public image so much this generation. Greed can kill anyone.

medman2d ago

Hulst is a disaster......

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blacktiger3d ago

He would've done the same thing and fire Jim Ryan and Shuhei would be the villain. Why?
Because Elite creates the narrative and distraction for gamers, users and citizens.

Outside_ofthe_Box3d ago

More confirmation that Jim Ryan is the culprit for what has happened to Sony. Hulst needs to go too. What sucks is that a lot of the good top heads at Sony are no longer there. I wish that guys that were forced out prematurely by Dumbo Jimbo like Shuhei and Layden came back.

robtion2d ago

Yep. Yoshida was responsible for bringing one of the best games of this generation to playstation (Stellar Blade). He is an actual gamer and is in touch with what gamers want (creative, fun games, not GaaS and agenda pushing). He also seems like a genuinely nice guy if you watch some interviews. Of course they got rid of him.

darthv723d ago

Makes you wonder if MS even thought about hiring him after Phil and Sarah were leaving. He certainly couldn't make their situation any worse.

Agent753d ago

Microflop. After Windows XP and Xbox 360, it all went floppy.

S2Killinit3d ago

Floppy 😆
No pun intended

badz1493d ago

Yoshida for President! Jim Ryan was and always be a hack! Sony should get Shu back

Lightning773d ago

All the gamer/consumer lead heads are gone across PS and Xbox. shuhei gone phil's gone (questionable) but gone. The future of gaming is somewhat uncertain across the board.

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Ex-Naughty Dog Dev: Big Studios Are 'Forced' to Hire Like Factories

Former Naughty Dog artist Gabriel Betancourt explains why the "sweet spot" for game teams is under 200 people and how AAA "factories" kill creativity.

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phongtro123_com3d ago

There’s definitely some truth to this. When teams get too large, coordination starts to outweigh creativity—layers of approval, risk aversion, and tight deadlines can turn bold ideas into “safe” ones. Keeping a team under ~200 people sounds ideal for maintaining clear communication and a shared vision. That said, massive AAA projects also come with huge technical demands and expectations, so scaling up isn’t always avoidable. The real challenge is figuring out how to keep that small-team creativity alive inside big studio structures.

DarXyde3d ago

More than that, it's logistically untenable. Inevitably, when teams get too large, how do you keep tabs on accountability? I suspect this massive team size is a consequence of the perfectionism streak Naughty Dog has.

I wish we could have so many people working on something and it turns out great because I'm all for collaboration in spirit - the problem is too many people as part of the larger team and smaller units. Suppose for example that you have too many people in the art department; you will very often come up against fiercely competing visions for how things should look. That competitive vision will cause friction between team members, team doesn't work as a unit, the back and forth can further delay parts that the other departments are waiting for, etc etc.

A 200-person team says, to me, that we need to scale back game development. Even if it means we go back to PS2 era costs and scale, why not? Those games are still great fun, the budgets were in check, and you could literally break the 200-man team into like 10 20-man teams working on different projects.