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PS3, Xbox 360 Could Cause Erectile Dysfunction?

05/20/08

-If you regularly play the PlayStation 3 or Xbox 360, you'd better not hope to have sex anytime soon, or at least not at "normal" levels, says Greenpeace. And guys should be especially wary.

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DarkSniper6484d ago

Xbox 360 has a knack for turning off gamers. Women find Xbox 360 males unattractive and it really stands out like a sore thumb in your living room.

PLAYSTATION®3 gives Dark Sniper the superiority he needs. When he looks at his PLAYSTATION®3, the sheer rich design gives Dark Sniper an erectness is bulging out of his pants.

$niper

GUNS N SWORDS6484d ago (Edited 6484d ago )

the actual article includes wii and ps3 as well.

and judging by the image and the you tube video, the problem is within the controllers.

http://www.greenpeace.org/i...

AngryTypingGuy6484d ago (Edited 6484d ago )

OK, now I know for a fact you're actually just di©king with people. I don't dislike you anymore. Kudos, that was a funny post.

P.S. - if you're serious, you need to visit a psychologist. The PS3 is visually appealing, but it doesn't take the place of a tight ass and a huge rack.

fenderputty6484d ago

Sniper might be a fanboy, but he's always soooooooooooo over the top. I can't believe you ever took him for anything more then a laugh. He and Zhuk are my favorite trolls.

TheMART at Xbotkings6484d ago (Edited 6484d ago )

Um yeah, it makes you attractive like this droid...

ukilnme6484d ago (Edited 6484d ago )

LMAO. I don't agree with most of your post Mart but that video was funny as hell.

Edit: I think Dark Sniper should just sleep with his PS3.

Shaka2K66484d ago

Short lasting consoles for xbots with short lasting erections.

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaa.

ukilnme6484d ago

Try PS3, when you need something big and black that the droids lack.

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GUNS N SWORDS6484d ago

-"However, Greenpeace also singled-out the next-gen consoles for having “high levels of bromine ... [to which] long-term exposure can lead to impaired learning and memory functions."

legendkilla6484d ago

gives me erectile disfunction! tree huggin hippy's!

jadenkorri6484d ago

when do gamers reproduce anyways, let alone have sex

GutZ316484d ago

Nope, sorry Green Peace.
My penis rises for any occasion, even if it calls for a fruit coktail.

Kulupoo6484d ago

wow... this article is completely retarded...
unless by playing your console you mean eating it... ur penis will be fine

which stupid fool right this crap? and the article dont even have aurthor's name on it...

BeachBar696484d ago

PS3, Xbox 360 Could Cause Erectile Dysfunction

Oh well i could stop playing.

andyo136483d ago

yeah i agree, as a 16 year old im still learning and im vunerable to this sorta thing, and i must admit over the last few months of owning a ps3 (im not a ps3 hater im all for ps3) But i have noticed that im actually finding it much harder to learn, and i don't remember things as well as i used to, i have to write everything down just about, ive been working on it by doing some exercises to improve this which has helped, but now there may actually be a reason for this. seriously i might stop playing my playstation if this really is the cause of it, i don't wana lose my ability to learn and remember things. hell im really scared to play it now lol.

andyo136483d ago

in basic i said that i think what they stated about the learning and memory thing is affecting me, but then again it could be something else

King_many_layers6483d ago

maybe it's because you're too busy thinking about coming home and playing games. I know it affected me like that, especially with the mgo beta.

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Wildarmsjecht6484d ago

Oh no!!!

::Looks in pants::

Oh..no, it's all good. This article F4ILZ.

GUNS N SWORDS6484d ago

because this is disturbing news for all and for gamers who have all 3 consoles......

ukilnme6484d ago

PSWii60 FTW.....oh wait. Crap, all out of Viagra.

INehalemEXI6484d ago

Ive had all 3 consoles on an entertainment system thing thats at the foot of my bed for awhile now and I have no need for viagra just turned 27.

smurfie46484d ago

Ive been playing playstation from ps1-ps3 and have never had ED. Thanks for the laughs though.

Awesomeo30006484d ago

wat kind of hippie bullshit is this? greenpiece is sooo full of shiiiit

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Konami Delists Some Metal Gear Games From Digital Stores Without Warning

Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots and Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker HD have been delisted from digital stores without warning.

cloganart8h ago

I mean, it makes sense. With Vol.2 coming and all that

Commentby8h ago

Stupid headline. Should state that they are being updated or discontinued. This makes the crazy people that only read headlines think it some kind of conspiracy to take away peoples already purchased games.

jjb19817h ago

If you want to all of a sudden own them now and haven't played them yet because a remastered is coming out, shame on you. I can't believe people are complaining about this 15 years later when it was bound to happen anyway. "A new remaster is out, quick, I'd better buy the original from the shop."

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GTA III Started Before It Was Approved - Inside the “20% Rule” and the Bigfoot Myth

In an exclusive interview with GTA BOOM, former Rockstar North technical director Obbe Vermeij reveals how Rockstar North really operated and debunks one of GTA’s biggest myths.

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"Bethesda Pinball" for "Pinball FX" Review \\ paulsemel

A critical look at the "DOOM," "Skyrim," and "Fallout" tables in the new version of this virtual pinball game.

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rpad6d ago

needs some Wonder Woman :P

beerhound6d ago

I would prefer a "Starfield" one.

DefenderOfDoom25d ago (Edited 5d ago )

These are the same Bethesda tables from FX3 now upgraded for VR . I bought this Bethesda pack for Pinball FX3 around 5 years ago. But when the new Pinball FX came out a few years ago , they wanted me to buy the same tables again, which is ridiculous .