Within a game display in a random Japanese game store an ad for Osouji Sentai Clean Keeper reads "worldly desires are completely open." Whenever you see something like that used to advertise a game in Japan you're usually in for a graphic adventure novel on a disc and low and behold that's what it is.
In Osouji Sentai Clean Keeper you basically save underage looking scantily clad women, who are actually in their 20s, from some kind of devil. When you do, by basically choosing numbered options with the Wiimote, you get a victory video of one of the girls doing something ridiculous like sucking on a banana. See all the victory images here.
While none of this is really shocking, the heartbreaking thing is this is already climbing up the Amazon Japan charts and currently resides at #450. Could this be a sign of the apocalypse? Check out a boring ass player video of the game in action below. Oh and you can import this piece of crap April 24th and play it with a Freeloader I'm sure.
Just remember that if you do you'll lose the respect of anyone and everyone you tell about it.
The Wii is now a retro console. Let’s get nostalgic about an often maligned system.
Crazy to think the WII is to the Switch 2, as the NES was to the WII back then. 20 Year difference.
My wife asks me to bust it out (heh) everyone once in a while to play bowling and tennis with the kids. There was a ton of slop on it but some good stuff as well.
Wii was great but boy howdy did it cause Microsoft to go on a dark walk with the Kinect and the disastrous XBox One launch that they arguably never recovered from.
Not nostalgic for me.. I was there.. anyone who wasnt a little kid realized it was a gamecube with shit tacked onto it, it was the "joke" system and was well below even the switch in terms of comparing it to the latest machines at the time. The machine was well loved by young people and "casual gamers" who now remember it 20 years on, or in most cases more of its sales came in the 15-20 years ago range not right at launch- but again its not nostalgic for people who were "gamers" then really, just for those who ended up with one in their house, the games , graphics, interface and online features were archaic already in 2006.
Dash Rendar, Prince Xizor, the Battle of Hoth, and one of the boldest Star Wars multimedia projects ever made. Here’s why Shadows of the Empire still matters.
This game along with Rogue Squadron got me into to Star Wars. The release of special edition VHS Star Wars collection was perfectly times on top of all that. 😆
But it wasn't. Although I do agree that some of the tie-in media, like the novels and comics, were pretty good.
Still, games like Dark Forces, Jedi Knight, Rogue Squadron, and the space sims were peak 90s Star Wars. Shadows fell flat because of the abysmal controls and unimaginative levels. And if you wanted to really experience the seedy side of the universe, Jedi Knight: Dark Forces 2 was peak, and it wasn't even close.
Regardless, and much to my dismay, we got the better version thanks to Ubislop in Outlaws, which is what Shadows should've been, albeit at a smaller scale.
As a kid me and my cousins loved this game . I have great memories with this one and the Star Wars pod racer game .
Debuting in Season 9, all players can try a beta of The Crew Motorfest’s new ambitious track creator, TrackForge.
hmmm i wouldn't mind playing this
they have the most adult anime games worldwide! God I Luv Japan!
That looks like a preteen (12-13 years) with eyes five times the normal size sucking on what would be sexually referenced as a human C0CK.
Wii? and Porn?
IN THE SAME SENTENCE?
They are tempting me to buy a Wii.