It's all very well going around distant lands, blasting your ray gun at every opportunity and taking out hordes and hordes of alien henchmen - it's a lot of fun. But when the shooting finishes, and the battle is won, how are you going to get those blood stains out of the white carpet? And on what day do the council collect the rubbish in this galaxy?
Fortunately, a new game has come along which enables you to consider these issues - the superb Viscera Cleanup Detail: the universe's first space janitor simulator.
Microsoft announced its financial results for Q3 of fiscal year 2026, including an update on its gaming Xbox business and more.
Not looking good. Hopefully Asha Sharma is able to turn Phil’s disaster around.
To me it's still quite remarkable how they can cash-in 5.3bn in revenue in a single quarter, since their hardware is basically dead.
The stock mark is what makes Microsoft remarkable, They have convinced every institutional and retail investor to just keep piling money into them. Like many big tech giants they are just a big growing pyramid scheme. As long as people keep dropping money into ETF's that cover the market Microsoft will always be liquid. At the same time it is completely stifling innovation and competition. People need to start being more discreet in how they invest their money as it's killing the system.
Riiiiight because people will just flock back to them for one or two games per year.
15+ years of bad performance is what they call irreparable in business. It is time for them to sell off the assets and get out of entertainment.
These declines are on the back of extra revenue received from releasing games like Forza horizon 5 on PlayStation. So I’m being sarcastic here when I said they should go back to exclusives. Killing off a revenue stream from Ps5 sales will only make things worse
Thanks to the slip-up of an artist working on the title, we now have more evidence that a new Injustice game is in the works.
Spiders: "We're going to cut straight to the chase so you're not left wondering: After a long period without clear answers, we have received confirmation that Spiders is being liquidated.
What does it mean? This means the company as a whole no longer exists. We'll cease our functions immediately. The planned DLC will release via Nacon, and then-- well, that's it.
We're sorry that it's come to this and would like to thank each and every one of you for your support over the years.
If you have any questions or run into issues with your games, please contact Nacon directly as we'll no longer be able to reply."
Rubbish.
This looks amazing
This could actually be a fun game if they decided to expand it.
You could have smallish levels that all have some big set piece you'd see in an FPS, and then have those levels be janitor puzzles of how to reach all those giblets in the level left by Mr Space Marine.
The game as it stands now is just a neat gimmick, but I gotta admit there is a lot of new and potentially interesting things you could do with this.
This game is boring but I spent around 2 hours on it.
Kind of a silly idea for a game but it is interesting I couldn't see myself getting into it at all maybe there are people out there that love this idea.