Some people really don't have a sense of humour

well i thought you was funny :)

at least some people do

Microsoft Live Search

does not have the calculator or the definitions functionality but

But it does allow you to search inside one website

"site: Returns web pages that belong to the specified site. To focus on two or more domains, use a logical OR to group the domains. You can use site: to search for web domains, top level domains, and directories that are not more than two levels deep. For example, to see web pages about heart disease from the BBC or CNN websites, type "heart disease" (site:bbc.co.uk OR site:cnn.com).
You can also search for web pages that contain a specific search word on a site. For example, to find web pages about the PC version of Halo on the Microsoft website, type site:www.microsoft.com/games/p c halo."

it does allow you to specify a file type

"filetype: Returns only web pages created in the file type that you specify. Live Search recognizes many extensions including .html, .txt, .pdf, .doc, .xls, and .ppt. For example, to find reports created in PDF format, type your subject, followed by filetype:pdf."

and like all search engines you can remove unwanted websites from the search

"Live Search recognizes the following symbols:

+ : Finds pages that contain ALL the terms preceded by the + symbol, and allows inclusion of terms that are usually ignored.
" : Finds the exact words as quoted.
() : Finds or excludes pages that contain a group of words.
AND or & : Finds pages that contain ALL the terms or phrases.
NOT or -: Excludes pages that contain a term or phrase.
OR or | : Finds pages that contain either of the terms or phrases. "

Yahoo Search is much the same

http://search.yahoo.com/web...

Yeah, But Google has the best BOT's.

There BOT's scour the internet a lot faster and visit websites more regularly. Keeping a lot more up to date on new websites and updates on existing websites.

Even that is questionable... Live bots and Altavista bots visit as often as google bots do on most websites.
each of the services has slightly different results which means each is important to check.

Easy, maybe.... though looking at their website coding, I'd be skeptical of their ability to search reliably.

Actually, I think he was trying to use the word..

Antidisestablishmentarianism

That's the correct spelling.

But.. "pneumonoultramicroscopic silicovolcanoconiosis"

Is still the king of em all D:<

(edit: Wow, N4G doesn't allow you to type words that long.. It auto split's it.)