Google takes its turn throwing out an April Fool's joke with this hilarious "new program."
Em writes: "Vampire Survivors, but with deck-building and dungeon-crawling? Sign me up. Here’s Kyusai’s first impressions of Vampire Crawlers."
Wedbush Securities analyst Michael Pachter believes the next Xbox console might be already dead due to Microsoft embracing Game Pass at $30.
You know the world is f’d up when Michael Pachter has given up cheerleading Xbox.
Wouldn't it be the case of Pachter finally agreeing with parts of us rather than we agreeing with him?
I remember vividly that back in the day when GP was introduced and shaped further, many of us were saying that it's a great service on one hand. But were also already skeptical, too, as to how Microsoft would be able to keep the service running financially in the future.
Or/and how it would affect studios and game development in general.
As of March 2026, I think we have the answers some of us anticipated back then, when it was still Pachter who had forecasted «100 million subscribers».
Likely the next Xbox will have a premium price tag so they have some profit margin on the low numbers they sell. We all know that the bulk of revenue will come from 3rd party sales on other devices and perhaps some from game pass.
We've been sinking time into the Marathon Server Slam on the ROG Ally, but Bungie's shooter needs some work for optimal handheld PC gameplay.
teh funneh
"I just got two tickets to Radiohead by being the 'first' to respond to a co-worker's 'first-come, first-serve' email. Someone else had already won them, but I told everyone to check their inboxes again. Everyone sort of knows I used Custom Time on this one, but I'm denying it."
LMFAO!
Wow isnt it real LOL? i mean damm... this would.. be a good program..why not make it real?
Last year's was better. Get a paper copy of any email sent to you for free.
lol i read about this on CNN http://scitech.blogs.cnn.co...