Nintendo may not have given an "official" E3 press conference, but that doesn't mean they skipped the show entirely. If you didn't get up early enough to watch their Nintendo Direct and its accompanying announcements (or if the lousy feed crapped out), you may be wondering just what they showed. Maybe you'd like to watch a shorter version, with more jokes?
First, Microsoft got theirs, then Sony did. Now Mr. Matt Lees of Videogamer has made an "abridged version" video for Nintendo. I particularly enjoy his take on the new JRPG X, which is basically the how I reacted, as well.

The rejection is non-final (and even when such rejections are labeled as “final”, the process is far from over, given that there can be, at minimum, an appeal to the Federal Circuit).
Good, as they should! A game mechanic like that shouldn't be locked behind a patent, and Nintendo didn't invent it either.
Nintendo wants to keep wasting money on bullshit lawsuits, real smart in this economy. They should put that money aside for other game projects. On the other hand, I don't care if they waste it all either, and they are screwed in the future maybe that will teach them a lesson.

Nintendo completed its share repurchase and set its secondary offering price at 8,347 yen ahead of March 16 delivery.

Nintendo filed a lawsuit in the United States Court of International Trade.
Nintendo of America is suing the United States government over the sweeping tariffs President Donald Trump put in place last year, according to a complaint filed Friday in the U.S. Court of International Trade and obtained by Aftermath.
LOL I read this on gaff, will they refund the money back to the gamers? highly unlikely. Didn't they just raise prices and pass it onto the gamers? Only Nintendo would send out the Ninjas to the US government.
poor guy he sounds compLete fanboy (:
Can somebody link me a video to the ORIGINAL 2013 nintendo direct?
I want to see the lagging video, the framerate dropoffs and the horrible stream lol.
I HAVE TO SEE HOW BAD IT WAS!!!!
Who thinks it is Hilarious? It is horrible. And not that I'm defending Nintendo - this video is really bad IMO.
kotaku and videogamer are the stench of gaming blogs. don't give them hits
I was gonna laugh but then i remembered im not 3